Category Archives: Politics

Was Abe Lincoln Really a Brit?

WAS ABE LINCOLN REALLY A BRIT?  From WAM, Wingless American Media  [NEW YAK, X-YORK]  “It’s all true!  He was born in London,” sobbed Wilmer “Stubby” Lincoln, the great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States, during an interview … Continue reading

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It’s Obvious! Eliminate 47%!

ECONOMIC CRISIS?  HOW ABOUT A HARVEST?  From WAM, Wingless American Media [CINSANITI, HO] Presidential candidate Romeo Bamany startled supporters and detractors alike with the most comprehensive plan yet proposed for solving America’s financial crisis:  the “harvesting” of the bodies of … Continue reading

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Politics: Tired of Thinking?

Aren’t you tired of thinking?  Doesn’t it pain the old noggin to have to contemplate the economy, terrorism, international relations, crime, corruption, disease, starvation and exploitation, PLUS sports and weather?  All you need to do is to put US in … Continue reading

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