The results are in! Here is the question from the Multipart International Scholastic Destiny & Aptitude Test (MISDAT) that has been voted number one in a random poll of three people standing outside the office of the Chair of the Department of Statistics at Harvard-Nagila University last week:
357. Time slows and appears to stop for bodies:
(a) approaching the speed of light
(b) in an elevator
(c) microwaving dinner
(d) on social media sites
(e) building six-pack abs in just fifteen minutes a day.